{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know that protons have mass?","punchline":"I didn't even know they were catholic.","id":103}
{"type":"standard","title":"Smooth Collie","displaytitle":"Smooth Collie","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q38790","titles":{"canonical":"Smooth_Collie","normalized":"Smooth Collie","display":"Smooth Collie"},"pageid":518548,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/SmoothCollie_TriColour.jpg/330px-SmoothCollie_TriColour.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/SmoothCollie_TriColour.jpg","width":960,"height":640},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266838001","tid":"bb3c7f44-c908-11ef-bbb7-5fe16dcfb757","timestamp":"2025-01-02T12:54:41Z","description":"Dog breed","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Collie","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Collie?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Collie?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smooth_Collie"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Collie","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Smooth_Collie","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Collie?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smooth_Collie"}},"extract":"The Smooth Collie is a breed of dog developed originally for herding. It is a short-coated version of the Rough Collie of Lassie fame. Some breed organisations consider the smooth-coat and rough-coat dogs to be variations of the same breed.","extract_html":"
The Smooth Collie is a breed of dog developed originally for herding. It is a short-coated version of the Rough Collie of Lassie fame. Some breed organisations consider the smooth-coat and rough-coat dogs to be variations of the same breed.
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Mary Gordon Etherington (1901–1970) was an English horse breeder from Withypool credited with reviving the Exmoor pony population after World War II.
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