{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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