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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

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