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You Will Never Be One of Us is the third studio album by American hardcore punk band Nails, released on June 17, 2016. It is the band's first album issued through Nuclear Blast Records. It is their longest release to date at 21 minutes, and features their longest song, \"They Come Crawling Back\", which runs for eight minutes. The record was produced by Kurt Ballou of Converge.
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